Weird Things on OKCupid

reader submission

2008-01-21T02:22:00.001-08:00

But can he spin worth a damn?

2008-01-21T02:20:00.000-08:00

Dating for grown up Anne Geddes' babies

2008-01-15T01:02:00.000-08:00

A lil' bit hairy

2008-01-15T00:58:00.000-08:00

Hanging around

2008-01-13T17:30:00.001-08:00

Cherry Blossoms

2008-01-13T01:15:00.000-08:00

Gassy

2008-01-11T23:34:00.000-08:00

Sally??? (Another reader submission)

2008-01-11T23:33:00.001-08:00

Dating for Grouches

2008-01-11T01:26:00.001-08:00

Chubby Cox

2008-01-11T01:24:00.001-08:00

Hello pussy

2008-01-10T21:42:00.000-08:00

A reader submission

2008-01-08T20:03:00.000-08:00

How to pick a wolf's nose

2008-01-07T21:45:00.000-08:00

In the bath / Hot couple

2008-01-05T04:56:00.001-08:00

His hard red cock

2008-01-02T00:05:00.000-08:00

Dating for potatoes

2008-01-01T19:31:00.000-08:00

Happy !

2007-12-31T04:09:00.000-08:00

Can you hold these for me?

2007-12-30T17:24:00.001-08:00

"Business Casual"

2007-12-30T02:23:00.000-08:00

Oh noes, nipples!

2007-12-24T22:40:00.000-08:00

Delicious catgirl

2007-12-23T22:27:00.000-08:00

Cock in the wild

2007-12-21T13:41:00.000-08:00

Upside down cock

2007-12-20T17:14:00.001-08:00

Peek a boo

2007-12-13T16:28:00.001-08:00

Today's legs

2007-12-13T16:22:00.000-08:00

2007-12-13T16:19:00.001-08:00

Most Child-free evar

2007-12-13T02:17:00.001-08:00

LINK: He's really, really, REALLY serious about being childree
Non-heterosexuals and Women under 97% match need not apply

More cock

2007-12-12T21:06:00.000-08:00

Cock for today

2007-12-12T16:37:00.000-08:00

Red underwear

2007-12-12T12:37:00.000-08:00

Bathroom fun

2007-12-06T13:55:00.001-08:00

Dating for dicks

2007-12-06T13:13:00.001-08:00

veiny cock

2007-12-06T12:54:00.001-08:00

needles

2007-12-06T11:53:00.001-08:00

Sleestak + lesbians = ????

2007-12-06T10:04:00.001-08:00

All tied up

2007-12-06T00:03:00.000-08:00

Riding high

2007-12-05T21:49:00.000-08:00

A fan letter

2007-12-05T03:12:00.000-08:00

from	anthony jackson
to		weirdokcupid@gmail.com,
date		Dec 4, 2007 5:22 AM
subject		hey bro...

dude i don't know where u got that picture from or what....but this is her boyfriend and 1. i don't like the fact your talking to her because of that picture and 2. its nice that u did tell her .. but dude really if u talk to her anymore i will report you for one and two ill make you look like your in to child pornography and that your try to have sexual relations with a 16 yr old and dude i don't think you want that now do you ... i don't think you really know the connections i have within the sate or what i can do to your life..... so really please stop with the emails and please remove that picture of my girlfriend...... thank you

from	OKC Weird
to		anthony jackson
date		Dec 4, 2007 6:35 PM

subject		Re: hey bro...

Which picture are you talking about? You didn't tell me which post you are referring too.

from	anthony jackson
to		OKC Weird ,
date		Dec 5, 2007 2:49 AM
subject		Re: hey bro...

the title is Shiny remove it please

LINK: Shiny

What made you think this was a good idea?

2007-12-04T02:33:00.001-08:00

Dating for baby-eating rabbits

2007-12-04T02:31:00.001-08:00

Hello boys

2007-12-03T16:11:00.002-08:00

Legs time

2007-12-03T16:08:00.001-08:00

They linked to us

2007-12-03T10:11:00.000-08:00

Fleshbot linked to us today.

Cat Waxer <3 you, Fleshbot. May the Rockin Duck be with you always.

Picky, picky

2007-12-03T10:09:00.001-08:00

LINK: LimeyVagina has high standards

Dating for owls

2007-12-02T23:20:00.000-08:00

2007-12-02T02:07:00.001-08:00

White Light

2007-11-30T23:47:00.001-08:00

Magical mystery tard

2007-11-27T12:25:00.001-08:00

How precious

2007-11-26T01:50:00.001-08:00

Harry Potter and the Turtle of Orgasmic Delight

2007-11-25T23:50:00.001-08:00

Show me yours

2007-11-25T02:47:00.000-08:00

Bad trip

2007-11-25T02:46:00.001-08:00

Suck it down

2007-11-25T02:41:00.001-08:00

Boobies

2007-11-24T02:44:00.000-08:00

Collared

2007-11-24T01:12:00.001-08:00

2007-11-24T01:06:00.001-08:00

I can has spirit guides

2007-11-21T22:00:00.001-08:00

More undead horror

2007-11-21T21:51:00.001-08:00

It's soap

2007-11-21T21:49:00.001-08:00

An offer you can't refuse

2007-11-21T21:39:00.000-08:00

Link: Hey would you like a blumpkin?

HATE

2007-11-21T21:33:00.001-08:00

LINK: I really hate Americans

One of rockin' duck's favorites

2007-11-21T21:20:00.001-08:00

A closeup

2007-11-21T17:27:00.001-08:00

Dating for assholes

2007-11-21T17:26:00.001-08:00

From behind

2007-11-21T02:52:00.001-08:00

Dating for sticky green things

2007-11-21T02:50:00.001-08:00

little black squares

2007-11-21T02:47:00.001-08:00

Dating for slug fetishists

2007-11-20T22:56:00.000-08:00

LINK: LICK THE SLUG

Dating for sexy chairs

2007-11-20T22:53:00.001-08:00

Flashin'

2007-11-20T19:58:00.000-08:00

My ass is radioactive

2007-11-20T19:26:00.001-08:00

Real or pornstar?

2007-11-20T19:25:00.000-08:00

Dating for random rolls of fat?

2007-11-19T00:51:00.001-08:00

Dating for nintendo sprites

2007-11-19T00:47:00.001-08:00

Lif is... uh something

2007-11-19T00:40:00.001-08:00

urine nation

2007-11-19T00:34:00.001-08:00

Just layin' around

2007-11-18T20:13:00.001-08:00

Sharing a moment

2007-11-18T20:09:00.000-08:00

Your maid has arrived

2007-11-18T16:22:00.001-08:00

Desperate male form letter of the day

2007-11-18T11:01:00.000-08:00

Dear USER,

You are a woman of few words, but a picture is worth thousands of them, and your pictures say a lot about you. I gather that you are intelligent and have a very active social life. You have all the signs of a winner. I graduated from Harvard College in 1978, and earn much less than my classmates. I am a computer programmer for a university, and my salary is $20K a year. Having picked up three masters of science degrees along the way, I am convinced the only way to make more is to complete my Ph.D. in Physics, which could take another five years. I did not date for the last thirty years, having waited for a girl who promised me her hand in high school. Not having had much contact with her, my life was one of unrequited devotion. At the age of fifty one, one reevaluates his life to see what is in store for the future. I hanker for an active social life, one where I can talk or at least write answered letters. I love music, and listen to song or concerto almost all the time. I used to play the violin, having achieved fifth chair first violin in the Delaware All State Orchestra in high school, but my musical repertoire consists these days of listening rather than performing. I encourage all who love music to try her hand at it, but a listener's devotion to music is also respected. I wonder what is wrong with me, having chosen to wait for someone, and being in academia, the focus is on my intelligence. My post college IQ has been measured at 125 and 138, but I wonder if it is much less, having chosen the foolish path of waiting rather than interacting. I like to dine out at restaurants, and with a trust fund in left in my name, at least my rent is paid.

I wish you would share some of your life with me, so I can read about you and reply in kind. Most women know me as a very nice and kind person. Administrators often say I make them feel good about themselves, and my psychiatrist always wants me to write more letters to her. I suffer from manic depression, and often nights I stay up awake at the computer for this reason. I wonder how Thomas Edison passed his life, getting three hours of sleep at night, but today we would be minus his inventions if his busy mind had been asleep. The nights I spend awake, I work at engineering problems, not being able to sleep until they are solved.

Among the languages to your credit you include C++. I programmed in object oriented languages once, but they are long forgotten. One of the problems with manic depression is that the treatment I undergo, Electroconvulsive Therapy, is very quick acting and effective, but it causes one to forget. Along the way I have also learned French and Chinese, but the opportunity to use these fades with absence from school, and I recall these scarely better than C++.

It has been my life's dream to correspond with beautiful woman, and I hope you are the woman of my dreams. I don't smoke, drink or do drugs either, and do not understand why anyone would succumb to these dependent urges. Life has enough thrills and highs, and I have met many mentally ill people's whose lives are troubled enough by schizophrenia and manic depression, whose live's problems are compounded by chemical addiction. One woman lost custody of her children as a result of this.

If I have one flaw, it is that I am brutally honest about my weaknesses, and I have revealed them all to you. I hope you can see the pluses with the minuses and choose overall that it is to your advantage and will be a source of pleasure for us to correspond.

Thank you for your time, and I hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely yours,

Ben

Good morning, sunshine

2007-11-18T10:58:00.001-08:00

Hillbilly + penis = ???

2007-11-18T10:52:00.000-08:00

Also peeking...

2007-11-18T05:56:00.000-08:00

Peek a boo?

2007-11-18T05:54:00.000-08:00

Dating for horse posteriors

2007-11-18T03:25:00.001-08:00

It's a penis!!

2007-11-18T01:06:00.000-08:00

Large package on vacation

2007-11-18T01:03:00.000-08:00

Bedroom writings

2007-11-18T00:54:00.001-08:00

Dating for skeletons

2007-11-18T00:13:00.001-08:00

Dating for faggy greeting cards

2007-11-17T23:42:00.001-08:00

Dating for rockin' ducks

2007-11-17T23:38:00.001-08:00

Cunt collection

2007-11-17T23:34:00.001-08:00

Ass collection

2007-11-17T23:33:00.001-08:00

Dating for veiled pigs

2007-11-17T23:32:00.001-08:00

Good clean fun

2007-11-11T03:07:00.001-08:00

Yum

2007-11-11T01:37:00.000-08:00

Come hither look?

2007-11-11T01:34:00.000-08:00

more big ones

2007-11-11T01:28:00.000-08:00

Still smilin', now flashin

2007-11-11T01:21:00.000-08:00

Repeat offender

More great art

2007-11-10T23:42:00.001-08:00